Langton Buzzard is a beautiful place, with beautiful surrounding country side. It’s just fantastic you know? We are so lucky to live here. So, so lucky. I mean: Where would you rather live? What, the bloody Bahamas? Well that would be an embarrassing and stupid thing to say as an answer. Of course every one wants to live in the Bahamas, but Langton Buzzard? No one says Langton Buzzard, no one, like literally no one has ever said that.

Pretty alternative, right?